10 November 2009

My New Air Purifier

This is my newly acquired Sharp Plasmacluster.

It has a built-in air quality monitor, so when $in-gapore $luts with cheese and melting silicone odours go anywhere near it, it'll automatically go full blast. Cool eh? ;-)

This is a master wine brewer's dream - simply great for killing the wild fungi, bacteria and who-knows-whats that $in-gapore $luts carry with them 24/7.

$in-gapore $lut - Before & After Photos

Only in $in-gapore......















"Alien vs Predator"...the horror...the horror!!!

08 November 2009

Translation Fail

The last guy you want doing your mammogram...

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06 November 2009

Digital Ants for Security

Researchers are looking to change the face of cyber security by attacking Internet worms before they infect networks and PCs. The idea is to take an offensive front by using "Digital Ants" that mimic the ability of (real) ants to readily adapt to changing threats.

03 November 2009

L: Change the World

I've just finished watching "L: Change the World". Surprisingly, it didn't suck.

02 November 2009

Solution: clamdrib Not Working

clamdrib is a Thunderbird extension which scans incoming mail using open source ClamAV and blocks any virus/malware-infected email. It can prevent you from sending infected emails to Windoze users unknowingly.

Here are some steps to get it working:

1. Install clamassassin, clamav, clamav-base, clamav-daemon and clam-freshclam.

2. In a terminal window, sudo dpkg-reconfigure clamav-base. Accept all the defaults except:
"Socket type" - Change this to TCPIP address
"Clamd will listen on" - Change this to localhost

3. Reboot your computer and you should be good to go.

30 October 2009

What's So Great About Linux?

Cute Japanese School Girl

What a babe!!!

Bulldozer Driver Dupes Model Into Having Sex

To cut a long story short, a bulldozer driver duped a model into having sex with him nine times - and he got paid for it! *Lol*

The $tupidity of celebrity wannabes never fails to surprise me.

27 October 2009

I Hate Mac Fags!



Mac Fag

Mac fag tells all....



Psssst! Please keep it a secret. *Lol*



Mac fag on Linux....



Cheap bastards pretending to be IT gurus and spiritual leaders - Uniquely Macintosh. *Rotfl*